For all the peeps out there who aren't super-skinny or just like the way medium shirts fit on them, I got a free "We Are TBP" shirt for you. Yep, free. Even more, absolutely free. Most especially, you don't even have to pay for the postage free.
Before you ask, no, it is NOT gross. In fact, it's brand-spanking, never-been-worn new. Don't ask me why it's free, since I'm going to tell you anyway. It's 'cause it's midnight and I love you guys and I give away My Chem love to those who don't want it, let's not even talk about guys like you who do.
So, first person to comment saying they want it gets it. Oh, and it'd be really cool if you asked for the shirt because you really wanted one and your town wasn't selling it, your parents wouldn't buy it, yadda yadda yadda, instead of just because you need eleven copies of the same shirt.